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You're watching PBS.

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He said BF.

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But first he said P.

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We now return to Great American Minds
Part 6.

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Benjamin Franklin.

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It was on a rainy Philadelphia night in
the middle of a cow pasture where I tied

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a metal key to a kite in an attempt to
prove my hypothesis of the presence of

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electricity in lightning.

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Whoa!

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That's cool.

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Get the kite, Venus.

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Cool.

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This is a happy little tune. Yeah, yeah.

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Can you change the channel, butthead?

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Hey,

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is that that dude who's the host on
Family Feud? Oh, yeah, yeah.

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What do you got, Hatch?

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Name the place where I usually kick
beaver.

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I'm sorry.

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The correct answer was at.

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Damn it. I'm going to have to kick you
there right now.

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I'm like the dude with the socks.

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Yeah.

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Families.

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I'll get up when I want, except on
Wednesday when I get rudely awake. What

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hell language is he speaking?

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I don't know, it's like, I can hear some
American words in there, but then it's

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like, I can't really tell what he's
saying.

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Yeah, this must be English.

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England sucks.

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You know those half -wipes of Beatles?

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They ruined the music. Yeah, yeah,
really.

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How come all these dudes always put an
ice cream truck in their video?

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Yeah, yeah, really, I don't know. I
guess they're like, whoa, whoa, slap it!

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This is gonna be cool.

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Whoa.

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Did you hear that one?

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Yeah, that was cool.

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We could come out in storms more often.

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Yeah.

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Storms rule.

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Okay, get ready, dude.

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Damn it.

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Trees piss me off.

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Hey, buddy, check it out.

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It's stuck in the crotch of a tree.

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Damn it, Viva. Quit screwing around.

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We've got an experiment to do. Help me
get this stupid kite down.

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Oh, yeah.

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Get him here.

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This one seems okay, but the other one
got hit pretty bad. The EKG shows a

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pulse, but there seems to be little
brain activity.

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Hi, Mr. Butthead.

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Betsy Wiener, Decency and Media.

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What's your name?

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Betsy Wiener.

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I spoke to the doctor. He says you boys
were injured after imitating something

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you saw on TV.

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Could you tell me about it?

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Uh... We were watching this TV show that
had some, like, old dude with long hair

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and glasses.

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Howard Stern?

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Uh... No.

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No!

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But have you ever seen Howard Stern or
listened to his radio show?

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Uh... I think so.

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Uh -huh. Now we're getting somewhere.

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Tell me more about this TV show.

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Uh, well, this dude, like, tied his key
to a kite and, like, lightning hit it

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and stuff.

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It was pretty cool.

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So this was portrayed in a glamorous
light.

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Whoa!

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Shut up, dumbass.

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I'm doing an interview.

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Uh, well,

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they said this dude was like... Uh,
really great or something?

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Quick, somebody get me that TV listing.
I want to know what was on last night.

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No, it couldn't be.

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What else were you watching yesterday?

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Uh, I think we saw some videos or
something.

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Tales from the hard side?

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Yeah. Is that like stories about
stiffies?

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Yeah.

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It's like, once upon a time, I had a
stiffie.

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And I lived happily ever after.

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And that's my tale from the hard side.

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Thank you. I'm David. Good night. Thank
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I had a story for every stiffie I had.

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I'd have, like, uh, several stories.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, me too.

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It's like, these guys, like, jump around
and stuff like they're rapping, but,

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like, this isn't rap music. It's metal.

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You know what, Viva?

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You just don't have any, like, uh,
imagination.

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I know. I don't want any either.

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Imagination. Fuck.

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It hurts when I use my imagination.

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Okay.

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Whoa. That dude's been green for a long
time.

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No, wait, that's enough.

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Check this out.

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Hey, Beaver.

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You know what rules about hospitals?

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All the free ice cream?

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No.

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You don't have to get out of bed to take
a whiff.

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Oh, yeah.

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I took a dump in mine.

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Check this out.

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Bring us some more ice cream and some of
that stuff for pain.

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Yeah.

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I wonder why everybody doesn't do that.

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Yeah.

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Hey, check it out. It's that chick.

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These two boys were left unsupervised
watching music videos that depicted rock

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stars they thought were cool.

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I understand that in one of the videos
there was fire, explosions, and even

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lightning. We're not saying there was a
connection, but certainly the

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coincidence is difficult to ignore.

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It's obvious that kids are imitating
what they see.

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That chick is stupid.

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Yeah.

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I hope nobody imitates her.

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You better check this out. Let us put
the man and woman together and find out

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which one is smarter.

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That was cool.

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Um, what language is this?

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Uh, I think it's like French. Really?

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Or Mexican or something.

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I'll be damned.

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I can sing in French. Check this out.

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I'm pretty good, Beva.

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You sound just like those dudes.

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Whoa, check it out, but that's a guy
from My Three Sons.

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That's Ernie from My Three Sons. See
back in the doorway? Oh, yeah. That's

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That is him.

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Check this out.

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Hey, Uncle Charlie.

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Seems like a lot of work to me.

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Hey, Uncle Charlie. I think I'll go put
on a stupid dork outfit and go dance

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like a wolf for a while.

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Hey, Uncle Charlie.

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I think me and Chip are going to go
dance around like a bunch of dorks.

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And then, like, Uncle Charlie's like,
Damn it, Arnie. I'm trying to make a

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here. Will you get out of the kitchen
and quit acting like a dog?

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Yeah.

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My three son of a bitches.

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